I’m so glad you just said “no homo” after complimenting me, bro.
I was real worried for a sec that I’d have to bend you over a counter and fuck you.
(via laughcentre)
Me 5 minutes ago.
- Me: What is this "ALT + reblog button" nonsense?
- Me: Oh. My. God. This is amazing.
Tonight.
- Some people: "Hey, dude! 4/20, let's go get high on dope!"
- Other people : "KONY 2012! Cover the Night!"
- Me: Holy crap, look! ALT + the reblog button is some magical sorcery.
I hate it when people stare at the stuff they spilled over like
And i’m over here like
NIGGA IZ U CLEANIN DAT WIT YO EYES?!
lolsofunny:))
When your computer says that it’s connected to the internet but nothing will load.
lolsofunny:))
- other girls with no make up: oh sorry i just woke up.
- guys: wow you're still beautiful
- me without make up: oh sorry i just woke up
- guys: is that shrek
note: IM not a geek i just watch movies like star trek ,star wars ,doctor who etc
